Dear Fellow Shareholders,
Ian Bloody Dunross! Would you believe it, that imbecilic nincompoop is at it again! That's right - Hong Kong's pugnacious self-proclaimed "Taipan" has started his very own weblog. And like the rest of the so-called Noble House it is thoroughly distasteful.
Well Taipan, if it is a war of words you want, then that is precisely what you shall have! Rothwell-Gornt already competes with you on land, sea and air - so why not on interconnected computer networks as well?
Mark my words, Taipan, Rothwell Gornt will crush you like a empty can of Struan's Cola.
Best of joss,
Quillan Gornt
CEO and Tai-pan
Rothwell Gornt Holdings
Biography
- Quillan Gornt
- The Peak, Hong Kong
- Welcome to the official corporate weblog of Rothwell-Gornt, Hong Kong's oldest and most dignified trading house, of which I am the Taipan. I am a descendent of Tyler Brock and the sworn blood enemy of Ian Dunross - and the entire Noble House.
Company HQ
Stock Watch
Short-selling Struan's
Board Room
Extrajoss Cola
Real Estate
Dunross: The Early Days
Vin Du Jour
2 comments:
There's only one Tai-Pan that matters, Gornt, only one with real weight and importance, only one that the world listens to; and you know who that is: the Tai-Pan of the Noble House.
Checked you share price recently, Tai-pan?
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