Thursday, November 13, 2008

What "They" Said

Dear Fellow Shareholders,

It has been rather an uphill battle for Rothwell Gornt's new Head of Media Relations. Here are what a few leading publications have recently said about your Taipan, Quillan Gornt:

"A nasty piece of work..." -- Barnes and Noble
"As shady as Dunross is honorable..." -- New York Times
"The evil Taipan..." -- Far Eastern Economic Review
"A dodgy Pavarotti lookalike..." -- FinanceAsia
"Sublimely named... a complex antagonist..." -- Doubleosection

Now to business!

This weekend shall be spent aboard the Sunseeker 105, as I consider a hostile takeover of a relatively small American outfit named "General Motors". The current valuation really is rather attractive.

Best of joss,

Quillan Gornt
CEO and Taipan
Rothwell-Gornt Holdings

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