Thursday, March 13, 2014

Stratton Oakmont Sets the Standard

Dear Fellow Shareholders,

Martin Scorsese’s exalted production, The Wolf of Wall Street was like peering into the offices of Rothwell-Gornt itself. The motion picture left quite the impression on your Supreme Leader, along with many on our trading floor.

Amongst the film's uplifting moments – dwarves, Quaaludes, and a memorable scene featuring a Jade Gate spring to mind – it struck me that the Belfortian school of management would be quite apt for Hong Kong.

Assuming we can prise him from the halls of Harvard and Wharton, we must invite young Jordon to present at our 2014 Shareholder Meeting. I dare say a place on the Board may even be on the cards.

Best of joss in the year of the whores,

Quillan Gornt
CEO and Taipan
Rothwell-Gornt Holdings

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