Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Ian Bloody Dunross!

Dear Fellow Shareholders,

Ian Bloody Dunross! Would you believe it, that imbecilic nincompoop is at it again! That's right - Hong Kong's pugnacious self-proclaimed "Taipan" has started his very own weblog. And like the rest of the so-called Noble House it is thoroughly distasteful.

Well Taipan, if it is a war of words you want, then that is precisely what you shall have! Rothwell-Gornt already competes with you on land, sea and air - so why not on interconnected computer networks as well?

Mark my words, Taipan, Rothwell Gornt will crush you like a empty can of Struan's Cola.

Best of joss,

Quillan Gornt
CEO and Tai-pan
Rothwell Gornt Holdings


Tai-Pan said...

There's only one Tai-Pan that matters, Gornt, only one with real weight and importance, only one that the world listens to; and you know who that is: the Tai-Pan of the Noble House.

Quillan Gornt said...

Checked you share price recently, Tai-pan?